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Troll physics.

New postby DUKEjar on Wed 29/09/2010 at 21:18:51 PM BST

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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Tyrosco on Wed 29/09/2010 at 21:23:21 PM BST

lol
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Böglips on Wed 29/09/2010 at 21:24:56 PM BST

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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Bob on Wed 29/09/2010 at 21:27:26 PM BST

rofl

i always thought like the first pic when i was young, like jump exactly when the plane is about to crash and stuff
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Winstrol on Wed 29/09/2010 at 21:32:57 PM BST

number 2 was the best
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby jackamedmos on Wed 29/09/2010 at 21:41:51 PM BST

Made me lol.
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Winstrol on Wed 29/09/2010 at 21:51:51 PM BST

i cant see why some of those wouldnt work

they're pretty clever
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby DUKEjar on Wed 29/09/2010 at 21:58:25 PM BST

you hit your head in the fucking ceiling
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Loesjetwee on Wed 29/09/2010 at 21:59:09 PM BST

lol
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Loesjetwee on Wed 29/09/2010 at 22:00:41 PM BST

I see many opportunities for Jamie and Adam to make fools of themselves.
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby TRIPLE KIRBY on Wed 29/09/2010 at 22:01:09 PM BST

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as i was sitting in the airport train station the other day i was thinking of this

why wouldn't it work?


Because you won't be able to tell when it's about to hit the ground of course
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Ithior on Wed 29/09/2010 at 22:03:59 PM BST

I've always thought about the elevator one.
so does milli caze your point?
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Jong on Wed 29/09/2010 at 22:05:30 PM BST

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I've actually done that and yeah the paper turns white as soon as you paint the final colour.
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Bob on Wed 29/09/2010 at 22:20:07 PM BST

if i remember correct from physics class, its not the crash itself that causes you to die, its the acceleration. If you go from 800km/h, or whatever speed the plane has, to zero, your body will simply not be able to stand it, even if you jump before the crash and dont hit anything
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Eeri on Wed 29/09/2010 at 22:21:26 PM BST

Bob wrote:if i remember correct from physics class, its not the crash itself that causes you to die, its the acceleration. If you go from 800km/h, or whatever speed the plane has, to zero, your body will simply not be able to stand it, even if you jump before the crash and dont hit anything

Massive deceleration is bad, but so is the force that causes it...
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Loesjetwee on Wed 29/09/2010 at 22:22:51 PM BST

Eeri wrote:
Bob wrote:if i remember correct from physics class, its not the crash itself that causes you to die, its the acceleration. If you go from 800km/h, or whatever speed the plane has, to zero, your body will simply not be able to stand it, even if you jump before the crash and dont hit anything

Massive deceleration is bad, but so is the force that causes it...

But how about a falling lift, where the deceleration might not be that massive?
Mythbusters did something about this, but I forgot the outcome.
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Scorch on Wed 29/09/2010 at 22:24:05 PM BST

The jump would cause you to decrease your acceleration by such a small amount it's negligible. You'd still smash into the floor.
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Winstrol on Wed 29/09/2010 at 22:25:16 PM BST

It's like going on top of a speeding car and thinking you'd land perfectly if you jumped the opposite way


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go try it guys
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Eeri on Wed 29/09/2010 at 22:27:20 PM BST

Scorch wrote:The jump would cause you to decrease your acceleration by such a small amount it's negligible. You'd still smash into the floor.

Yes. The elevator idea works in peoples heads because they think they'll actually move upward if they jump, when in reality they'll just move down slightly slower.
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Re: Troll physics.

New postby Fóód on Wed 29/09/2010 at 22:34:25 PM BST

Eeri wrote:
Scorch wrote:The jump would cause you to decrease your acceleration by such a small amount it's negligible. You'd still smash into the floor.

Yes. The elevator idea works in peoples heads because they think they'll actually move upward if they jump, when in reality they'll just move down slightly slower.


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